Thursday, April 26, 2012

Introduction - Part 1

Well, bitches, here it is. It's been said before and it's gonna be said again - Breaking up is hard to do. But with the right support, the right mental commentary, and some balls, you can do it! You can break up with the immature/unavailable/stubborn/careless/(and I could go on all night) asshole who's been plaguing you for too long. Even if you're still uncertain... don't worry, I'll talk you into it eventually. *wink*

Now don't get me wrong, I am all for healthy, fulfilling relationships. But come on! How often do those come along?! We're far more likely to date Mr. Wrong (see traits above) for no other reason than to list 'In a relationship' on our Facebook. We're too nice, we're afraid of being alone or rejected by someone new, and dammit, it's in our nature to fulfill others! 'What the hell is wrong with me?!' you might ask. And ya know, that used to be the question. That is, until we came up with a more realistic question:

What the hell is wrong with HIM??

More than likely, almost everything is wrong with him, if you step back far enough. So stop smudging over his bad traits with the once-in-the-relationship time he opened your car door, stop justifying his poor behavior to your friends, and break it off already! We're here to help you decide whether he's worth your time and efforts, or if he needs a one-way ticket to Hell. More often than not, it's option B.

So let's laugh about it! Let's laugh about him and his flaws, and move on to the next circus act in line.

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