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Pre-First Date Questionnaire

1. How would you describe yourself? (References required if you answer 'd')
    a. Commitment-phobe loser
    b. Needy bastard
    c. Selfish prick
    d. Self-proclaimed 'nice guy'

2. Do you have a car?
    a. Yes
    b. No

3. Do you have a job?
    a. Yes
    b. No

4. What is your living arrangement?
     a. I live in my Mother/Grandmother/co-dependent relative's basement.
     b. I sorta, kinda, maybe live with the girl I said is my ex, but we're really great friends, we sleep           side by side and never ever touch, ever. Just until I can move in with you as long as this date goes well.
     c. I live in my truck/rv camper/tent/yurt.
     d. I have my own place and I pay the rent on time every month, thank you very much!

5.. Do you have children?
    a. Yes
    b. No

6. What is custody arrangement of children?
    a. My ex is a psycho controlling bitch face and it's all her fault I never get to see the kids.
    b. My ex is a psycho bitch face and it's all her fault I have to work all the time to afford these       kids, and child support!
    c. My ex and I get along for the most part and agree to disagree for the greater good of the children.
    d. My ex and I get along so well that we might accidentally trip and fall into bed together.
    e. Oh you have to have an ex to date again? I thought this was a team sport.


Thank you! Upon completion of this questionairre, you may proceed to Date #1.

*****Only you can decide what you're willing to put up with ladies!!! And what the right and wrong answers are for you!******